If you ever get into a street fight, you need to be prepared. Lots of idiots are runnin' around lookin' to start some shit and they fight dirty. This isn't some version of Fight Club and Tyler Durden isn't real. There's no tapping out on the street, or yelling uncle so your attacker will stop beating you senseless.
This is a specific tip that will save you a lot of pain and potential trouble. Let's say you get into a scrap, there's no talkin' your aggressor down from their position and confrontation is inevitable. Even if you're one of those strip mall black belts, you could get your ass jacked up, bad! Things happen fast, blows are exchanged, next thing you know a piece of your flesh is in somebody else's mouth, clenched between their ever-tightening jaws. Motherfucker's biting you! Time to think fast. Sure, you can go to your happy place pretending that Angelina Jolie is giving you a love nibble. Or you can take the initiative, stopping the pain cold, 'cause it ain't Angie and your forearm ain't no strawberry!
What do you do?! Ever play tug-o-war? Of course you have. Whether, or not it was intentional, we've all played it. Either with others using a rope, with your dog over a chew toy, maybe at an Apple Store over the last iPad,
possibly with Jessica Simpson over the last slutty brownie. Natural instinct tells us if something, or somebody is tugging on the other end of an object that we're both struggling over that we must pull with more force in order to wrest it away from our foe. This is true in most instances, but not this one. If somebody is bear trappin' your flesh, intent on tearing off a lil' piece of sump'n, sump'n from your body, DON'T TUG BACK! If you get into a fight over a piece of your own skin with you being between their teeth, you will lose - some skin - at least! Best thing to do if possible is to grip the back of their head with your free hand, then apply force by pushing the flesh part they are clamped onto deeper into their jaws. They will be forced to open their mouth wider, releasing their bite, allowing you brief moments to pull free. They cannot bite down and open their mouth wider at the same time, it's physically impossible!
Knowledge is NOT power. Knowledge is only potential power, until it comes into the hands of someone who knows how and when to apply it. You have some new potential power, with a little imagination you can apply this potential power to a multitude of scenarios involving body parts and hungry mouths, actualizing it for use in future situations. Use it wisely * praying hands and bows * for Angry Dragons.
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