Bobby Brown To Rock Out At Whitney's Funeral!

 

No, Bobby Brown won't get tore from the floor up smokin' crack at Whitney's funeral - at least not right out in the open. He's going to rock the guests with his music, being that he was actually invited, so I guess he's listed on a New Edition of the updated guest list.

Even if he wanted to smoke rocks, Bobby would tell you, "It's My Prerogative". Besides he knows that, "Every Little Step I Take" will be watched by everybody. Alright, enough of that shit.

R.Kelly will be in attendance - wait for it... wait for it... he'll be wearing a catheter per the request of Sissy Houston, Whitney's Mom, just in case the urge strikes him to urinate on Whitney, as she lays in repose. Last thing anybody wants too see is the funeral of a national treasure turning into some kind of revival/pee party, 'cept for R. Kelly, hence the catheter order.