It seems that she believes if she exposes you to her slow drip on your forehead long enough, that she will coerce the world to bend to her unrelenting will, forcing her way into the public consciousness and ultimately embracing her. Keep flappin' them arms, girl.
Yeah, like that'll happen. When she's slutting it up, there is an undeniable "bitch in heat" appeal about her. But what can she offer up, outside of looking like a little whore begging to get trashed on camera by porn cocks? Does she have to offer up more than that? Yeah, she does, if she wants to break into the mainstream and stay there. First thought is, dump the svengali husband.
There doesn't seem to be any segment of the populace, or media who are asking themselves, "I wonder what Courtney Stodden is doing right now?" Until she figures out a sure fire method of achieving that, or discovers a previously hidden talent she was unaware of, making fart sounds with your armpit doesn't count, it's going to be a tough haul. But she may just do that, because she's only 17 and how many 17 year olds really know anything about themselves? And Court, FYI, rainbow isn't technically a color, neither is bubble gum.
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