See Something?

Ever have something come into your peripheral vision and you steal a glance knowing full well that it's probably not a good idea?

Of course you have. The lass getting ready to exit the limo, as Katie Price's ass glares at the camera, has seen this sight thousands of times. And though it may never get old to you, she takes it in stride, never diverting her eyes, though she notices Katie's butt. But when you see something, maybe notice something just a bit out of the norm, it makes it that - much - more enticing to sneak a peek. And that's what happened not to far from the famous strip club, Sue's Rendevouz, as schitzen vane was moving through downtown Mount Vernon.

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Sue's Rendevouz, the strip club where Amber Rose found her role and met Kanye West.

She looked a little different back then, being that she had air on her head, but her "talent" was more than evident.

Just up ahead, a man with his left arm in a sling adjusted his glasses with his other hand, pushing them back up his nose. Curiously, his female companion pushed herself into a corner of a structure, busying herself. Sling man, back to her, acted as a shield for, while his black female friend did what she needed to do. Was she dosing on something? Schitzen vane approached the couple, trying to avert his eyes, nearing them and discovering that she was taking a piss. Before passing them, the woman finished, quickly gripping the good arm of her white male companion, leaning into him, mumbling something that was inaudible. But what was clearly audible was the baritone pitch f her voice. 

The puzzle began to piece itself together. The black "woman" had stood up facing the corner as she peed, her pants never coming down over her hips. The urine stain starting up the wall had streamed down to the ground. And taking in the appearance of the man, who seemed to be "special" in a nebulous, non-descript way. His attire seemed out of time, wearing a blue satin varsity jacket suited for four decades prior to the current one. His female companion wearing blue eye shadow and her hair feathered straight from the 1970's. It was a weird scene, man, and it revealed its' complete consequence through implication, without showing all the pieces of the puzzle. Thanks for small favors, huh?

"What does this have to do with me?" you might ask. Everything! It has everything to do with you! Right, Katie Price?

Because when something enters your field of vision, and you know you shouldn't look - you ultimately will. Because human nature dictates it. And like it, or not, you are human!

Maybe you are, maybe you're not, who the hell knows. This blog could be beamed out into the cosmos, via wi-fi, being read by some alien species with a bent for humans. Even so, keep your eyes, how ever many you may have, on the window of your spaceship and watch where you're going! And no texting while piloting your space craft, doesn't matter that you may have more than one set of arms and hands! It's about where your attention is! That's how accidents happen. And keep your dirty hands, claws, tentacles, tendrils, glorflax, or whatever it is you have, off our human women, you alien, inter-species lusting freak!