Yep, it's that time of year again. They trot out the rodent named Punxsutawney Phil and pretend that the four legged rat has some kind of mystical ability to predict how much longer winter will last.
All over the Northeast townships and burghs have their little version of the ritual with their own groundhog prognosticators. But Phil is the shiznit as far as groundhog enthusiasts are concerned. He is The Karnak of the rodent world. He is THE Guru Groundhog with the MOJO to tell which way the seasons will go.
And if you haven't heard, Phil DID see his shadow, which means we will have six more weeks of winter! Woooo-hoooooo! The rat has spoken!
Now, let's cook this motherfuckin' furry bastard up and eat 'em! Yeah! Phil, not Bill.
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