Usually when a leg like that is staring back at you it's surrounded by mashed potatoes, some biscuits and gravy. And if you saw that leg Angelina Jolie is so proudly flashin' for the cameras on your dinner plate, you'd send it back to the kitchen with a message for the chef about how it's not even fit for animal consumption, let alone humans.
But we're not cannibals. We don't want to eat Angelina's leg, maybe you do, whatever, nobody's judging you. We're judging Angelina here. And in judging her, at least her leg, it's not even clear if we want to judge it. Look, if somebody asked you what makes Angelina Jolie hot, would her legs be first thing on the list to roll off your tongue, or the second thing, third, or even fourth?
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Look, Angelina's rockin' some serious 'tude strikin' her pose (s). And others have noted the similarity between Jennifer Aniston and Angelina's dresses. So it's logical to assume that Angie is tryin' to upstage Jen in this leg baring dress. Jen had been talkin' 'bout her and Brads past relationship, again, and maybe Brad and Angie decided to mock her. And why not? But the upstage thing, it ain't happenin'. Jennifer Aniston's got some of the best striders around.
Look, you can't go wrong with Jen, or Angie, but Brad Pitt would attest to the latter.
For a night of unbridled freak-ocity, booty callin' a bitch for some wild, indulgent, possibly illegal type debauchery, or steppin' out in style for an evening of wining, dining and whatever else?
You call Kate Beckinsale - PERIOD! She doesn't even have to show leg and it's a no-brainer, no, not meaning you, Stacy Keibler. And if you put your ear up to the screen, being as quiet as a titmouse (just wanted to get the word tit posted), you can hear the sexy melodious purr of Kate's vagina. Go ahead, listen.
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