Thank God for losers!
Why be thankful for losers? 'Cause if you didn't know who the losers are, you wouldn't be able to discern the winners.
Which brings me to Gisele Bündchen, or Mrs. Tommy Brady. Not only did the Überbabe gnash her teeth in defeat, but actually talked some smack. The Supermodel defended her husband after the loss in the face of New - York - Foot - ball - Giants fan who heckled her about Tommy's performance. Her actions would be up for a proper skewering, if she wasn't so damn hot, and she didn't sound so damn sexy while defending him with her Brasilian accented retort. "My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time!"
Ho - ly - shit! Not only was she seen drinking red wine at the game, she was said to be almost indifferent to the action on field. This isn't a soccer game in Brasil! You don't sing songs, lollygag in the stands, knowing that the only time you need to pay attention is when a team actually gets near the opposing goal, which is hardly ever! Football's not about how much flair you show while playing the game, faking injuries and such.
This - is - Spar - ta! Er... foot - ball! It's about team work, imposing your will on your opponent, continually advancing to gain ground in their territory, maintaining that ground and breaking through their defenses to score! You don't zone out during the game because the goal is to kick the ball all over the field, except where it's supposed to be kicked and that's in the actual goal, like soccer.
But the great thing for you, Gisele, is that you're a beautiful Supermodel. And the next fashion show, photo shoot, or whatever has you wearing next to nothing, will make all this mess go away. Because beautiful women wearing next to nothing is the greatest mind-wipe of all.
Just ask Jessica Alba. She says and does dumb shit on a fairly perpetual basis, but all she has to do is show up in a bikini during the summer time, the skimpier the better and all is forgiven.
So you're forgiven, Gisele. Not by Giants fans, because, well, we won! But by everybody else. Now STFU and put a bikini on. 'Cause just like it's happy hour somewhere in the world, it's also summer time somewhere in the world.
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