Sofia Vergara Is Desirable!

 

Newsflash, right?

The Colombian Cobra Charmer was officially branded most desirable by AskMen.com. If you saw the pictures of Sofia's tight ass in stretch pants recently, while leaving the set of her hit tv show, Modern Family, you know why. Sofia was quoted as saying, "I am so honored to be AskMen's most desired woman this year. A big thank you to all the men who desire me." That's a lot of thank yous, Sofia! Good thing you don't have to write us all notes, 'cause you'd have a cramp in your hand and wrist like you wouldn't believe. You'd feel the pain that those men you're thanking have when they're thinking about you.

Sofia's curves are luxurious, to say the least, and her voluminous shape harkens back to a time when women had full-er figures. Oh what a time it was!