Friday, February 3, 2012

Headlights



Are your headlights working? Because headlights are important if you're going to do any kind of driving at night, even if you only have one headlight that actually comes on. But the cops won't see it that way. They'll pull your ass over and ticket you for not having both headlights working. Unless you're this chick, in which case the cop will tell you "get 'em fixed" and have you expose the other tit, even the female officers * big wink and a nod * and off she goes. Unless she's driving through Rhode Island and gets pulled over by a State Trooper, then she's getting a ticket, along with some catty remarks.


 Another point about driving at night; make sure you're not driving with your high beams on, you can blind other drivers. This chick clearly has her high beams on, even though it's daylight and a tropical environment. But it might be cold where you are, and dark, which really shouldn't matter if you're in your car, unless the heat doesn't work. And if you're exhaust is leaking and you need to keep the windows rolled up because your heat doesn't work and it's cold out and you've got your high beams on, while you're driving at night. This was going somewhere...  I guess this is just a reminder to make sure your headlights work, or it could be to, just walk. Whatever - tits.

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