If you're having a bad day, that sucks. Nobody wants to see another individual having the kind of day where they feel that it's just one long drawn out torment and that it can't get any worse. And what really sucks is that things can always get worse, until they ultimately can't.
And when things reach a point where they can no longer get any worse, it means one of two things:
- You've found a way to deal with and accept the brutality of reality as it invades and decimates the last vestiges of your idealism. This is a good thing in a, "make a heaven of hell, or hell of heaven" sort of perspective.
- You're about to die. In which case, don't bother to fret over that fact. Just smile, 'cause soon it will all be over, and if you're fortunate, it will be over quickly, as well.
Whatever the case may be, take heart and be glad. Why? Because you're fortunate enough not to be born, or reincarnated, as this unfortunate hog below.
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What this pig exactly did to deserve this fate, whether, or not it squealed on somebody, isn't certain. This boar is about to turn this penned in area into a real disgusting pig sty! Okay, let's stop the bad puns.
Doesn't this throw a huge bucket of ice cold water on the pity party you're throwin' for yourself, to see that you don't have it as bad as this pig does right now? I'll bet your own little hell is startin' to look a little more heavenly right now, huh? And if it doesn't yet...
Shi-hit, this boar got fucked the hell up! And how do you feel about your bad day, now? Okay, maybe seeing a defenseless animal getting cleaved in twain added to your distress and for that schitZen vane takes a mulligan. But still, this ain't you and for that you should be grateful. Now, count your blessings, and go get yourself some pork spare ribs from your local Chinese food joint. And sticking with animal themed food...
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