Rombot Takes F-L-A!

Mitt Romney won the Florida primary last night with overwhelming ease. The Republican candidates finished:

1. Mitt Romney
2. Newt Gingrich
3. Rick Santorum
4. Ron Paul

Blowing through millions of dollars to negatively attack his arch rival, Newt Gingrich, Rombot unleashed his Superpacs. They couldn't coordinate the attack directly, so Rombot slyly gave them the "thumbs up" on operation "barbecue Iguana". Anti-Gingrich ads started airing and Skynet the Rombot Machine carpet bombed the Sunshine State, with effeciency and surgical precision that would have made military commanders during the Vietnam War envious, a war which Rombot missed because he was "out of country". By assassinating the character of the former Speaker of The House with such overwhelming force, Rombot foreshadowed his promise, that if he were elected POTUS, he would build America's military back to the strength where nobody would even think of messing with the USA.

Who would of thought that Newt Gingrich would need his character assassinated. He accomplished that all on his own with his conduct while working in Washington.

And if that weren't enough, he has former Alaskan Governor, Sarah Palin in his corner. 'Nuff said. Yeah, she's annoying as all get the hell out, and probably a functioning moron, but she's extremely fuckable.