The Swiss Miss closest to the camera looks like a bit like Rachel Bilson, 'cept with bigger tits and blonde. And a Rachel Bilson with bigger tits and blonde hair is a better Rachel Bilson.
Hell, yeah! Rachel Bilson should know that it's been proven that beer makes a woman's tits bigger. Which means that if Rachel Bilson bleaches her hair blonde, and starts downing heavy amounts of Dos Equis, she'll be closer to perfection than she's ever been. Reach for the stars, Rachel!
Not that there's anything wrong with Rachel now, buuuuuuuuuuut, it's no secret that a woman can always be hotter than she already is.
'Cept for Kate Beckinsale who's already pushing her level of hotness way beyond normal and safe operating levels. Any hotter and she'll be causing spontaneous ejaculations on a global level and no woman will ever get pregnant from old fashioned intercourse, ever again. They'll have to run around dragging their snatches along the ground, like a dog scratchin' it's ass on the carpet to try and get knocked up.
Back to Rachel, Rahcel, are you reading this? Don't you want to be the hottest Rachel Bilson that you can possibly be? Of course you do. Drink lots of beer!
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