What? Too soon?
There's no truth to the rumor that Michelle Duggar is breeding an army of the dead that will wait for Jesus to return, who will bring them back to life, raise them and lead them into battle to smite the unholy. Nor is there truth that she has had her miscarried fetus, Jubilee Shalom Duggar, mummified and made into a key chain. You know, like those scorpion key chains in clear plastic. But it is true that Jim Jones... sorry, Jim Bob Duggar is helping Rick Santorum run for President. Jim Bob broke it down like this, “Republicans are not going to find a perfect candidate, unless it’s Jesus Christ.” Which means that Jim Bob Duggar thinks Rick Santorum is Some Kind Of Wonderful (great movie and song BTW). How is Jim Bob hopimg to get others to "drink the Kool-aid" of Rick Santorum? By appealing to other conservative families who hold the same conservative family values true that he, wife Michelle, and their nineteen kids live by. Sweet!
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