Look! Up In The Sky!

"Look! Up in the sky! It's a hurt bird! It's a malfunctioning plane! It's a retard in a Superman suit about to hit the ground!"

Superman was from the planet Krypton, of course. It took him some time to realize just how special he really was, and, that he was allergic to Kryptonite. Not sure what this dudes Kryptonite is, maybe eating with a fork, or tying his own shoes, but this dude knows he's special. Why? 'Cause all he's got to do is look in the mirror. But this guy embraces his specialness, wears it proudly on his chest.

 Superman is faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, can leap tall buildings in a single bound. This dude? Not so much. But being a Superman isn't about super strength, X-Ray vision, or being able to fly. It's about strength of character. And this dude would probably run into a burning building to save people trapped inside. Sure, he'll probably die from smoke inhalation, or burn himself alive before he actually saves anybody, but that's not the issue. He'll actually do it. Speaking of retards, Mark Wahlberg's been in the news lately.