"It's the sport of kings, better than diamond rings, ... football!" That's a line from a song about football in the movie, Wildcats. It starred Goldie Hawn when Goldie was still, Hawn Fire!
That's not Goldie in the picture below. Don't know who that is, but she looks happy that the playoffs are here. You do notice the smile on that woman's face, right? Did you notice the woman? Yeah, okay.
Isn't everybody happy that the playoffs are here? We'll if they're not, they should be, 'cause that means the Superbowl is a mere month away. And the Superbowl has almost turned into a National Holiday. And if there's one thing that America can always use is another Holiday. Holiday pay is double time. Holidays mean parties, food and booze. And also it can mean co-ed pickup games. FUUUUUUUM-BLLLLLLLLLLLE! Copping cheap feels while groping for the "loose pigskin at the bottom of the pile!"
Note: if you're in Calabasas and Kim Kardashian plays in your co-ed pickup game, "groping for the loose pigskin" means something completely different.
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