At first sight you might think that Olivia Munn is using her opportunity to pose naked for PeTA as a chance to simultaneously vie for a shot in Playboy. But the rabbit isn't wearing a bow tie, and the damn thing looks plain scared. But it's a rabbit and rabbits are always twitchy.
Sumbitch probably just hopped out of Olivia's PeTA Pocket, you know, her Rabbit Hole. Look, it's fact that rabbits live in holes, or dens, and that they love carrots, and just about any vegetable. And if Olivia is going the whole nine yards with this PeTA thing, she's probably a vegetarian, probably not using plastics for pleasure, if you get my meaning. Carrots aren't only good for improving your eyes apparently. And Olivia may "rather go naked than wear fur!" but it doesn't mean she wouldn't cram Mr. Velveteen up Angora Alley, because you may not "need fur to feel beautiful," but the feel of fur is beautiful, especially if you're Olivia and like stuffing bunnies up Peter Cottontail's Trail.
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