Flat tires can be a real pain the ass. They seem to happen at the worst and most inconvenient times. Some people would say that such occurrences are just plain 'ol bad luck. Being that it's Friday The 13th, let's play along.
If you call Triple AAA, or OnStar for help, you end up getting road service from some special-ed superstar. If you're "lucky" this lovely woman in the red bikini may show up to save your sorry ass. This blows the whole bad luck theory right out the window. Mo, not really, 'cause chicks like this make money with their tits and ass, not by the sweat of their brow. Flat tires are usually a result of potholes in the road, loser teenagers with nothing better to do, angry exes, or errant screws and nails on the road. Of course luck isn't real. So called "luck" is the residue of design, which basically means, what you affect upon the world will reflect back in the outcome, or more simply put, a version of Karma.
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