Demi Moore - Cursed By Gypsies?

Demi Moore at cinema for peace looked very thin and gaunt.

We all want gypsies to be free wheelin', free livin', dance around an open fire, carny type folk, who are steeped in mysticism and magic. Like Esmerelda from, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, the beautiful gypsy who Quasimodo fell in love with. Demi Moore played Esmerelda, at least she voiced her in the Disney movie.

But the gypsies that may, or may not have cursed Demi are the, Drag Me To Hell kind of tramps and thieves. Darker, more twisted, like in the movie, Thinner.

Apparently Demi Moore must've run over an old hag gypsy with her car and in revenge for it had another gypsy curse her while brushing the back of his hand along her cheek.

She's now doomed to lose weight for running over the old hag gyp, until she becomes a shrunken, scrawny, dried out human husk, kind of like, Madonna.

Demi's got this curse on her head, ya see, and shits got her droppin' down pounds faster than newly divorced, Russel Brand at a British whorehouse. Either that, or she's shriveling up from lack of lovin' since  she broke up with Ashton Kutcher. Call me a cynic, call me a fool, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut my money's on the gypsy curse.