There’s Something “Honorable” About Salma!
President Nicolas Sarkozy declared Salma Hayek will receive the Legion of Honor and her grade will be Chevalier, or Knight, when she’s inducted.
What could possibly prompt Nicolas Sarkozy to knight Salma Hayek? What could it be? Is it her amazing acting talent? Is it her humanitarian efforts to personally breastfeed every child of third world countries? Or is it something a little more simple? What could it be? What-could-it-be? I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that Sarkozy is basically honoring Salma Hayek’s tits. Knighting Salam Hayek? For reals? Frenchman, please! Look, Sarkozy can’t just come out and say how much he loves Salma’s tits. He could, but Carla Bruni would kill him, then Carla would track down Salma Hayek, start a catfight. Salma Hayek and Carla Bruni would tear at each others clothes, pull hair, Salma cursing in Spanish, Carla in French…………. I drifted. I’m with you, Nick. What the hell! Salma should be “honored” and “knighted” for… whatever it is you deem worthy. * wink wink * Vive la Hayek!
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