Is Pippa Middleton a serial killer?

A body was discovered on New Year’s Day, of a woman on the grounds of the estate used by Queen Elizabeth II and England’s royal family. It’s being treated as a murder investigation. And to make things stranger, the human remains were found close to Sandringham House, the Queen’s main residence and near the Royal Stud where the queen oversees the breeding and training of race horses.

Look, I’m sure with all the security surrounding the Royal family that the Middleton’s as a whole were thoroughly vetted. All the precautions to ensure the safety of the Royals were probably taken. However, wasn’t Ted Bundy thought to be a fine, upstanding member of society? I’m not trying to compare Pippa Middleton to Ted Bundy… okay, I am. But look, Pippa sees her sister marrying the most eligible bachelor in Britain. There’s bound to be some sibling rivalry bubbling somewhere in the mix. Deep seeded resentment sends her over the edge, so instead of killing sis, she kills strangers and dumps the bodies. Yeah my theory’s falling apart. But Queen Elizabeth could be to blame. She oversees the “breeding” of race horses? Wasn’t there a queen who used to get her freak on with horses? I’m not sayin’, but I’m just sayin’. Maybe the Queen was out at the stables, it was a warm night, she had a little too much Earl Grey, perhaps. One thing leads to another, Queeny starts to groom a horse, it feels good to Mr. Ed, next thing you know the Queen is being ridden bareback by a stallion. Woman comes along and sees too much, BAM! Dirt nap! Ain’t buyin’ it, huh? Yeah, me neither, just look at Pippa.