Pardon the pun on this one.
Schlomo above? ‘Bout to get scrugged!
That’s right, SCRUGGED! As in, Lauren Scruggs, the girl who walked herself right into a plane prop, like on the plane below:
This is no joking matter. Shit ain’t funny, it’s serious! That’s why this chick’s last name needs to be used as a new expletive to describe when somebody’s about to be, is, or has been jacked up! Poned, fucked, screwed, done, greased, FUBAR, all these things describe misfortune to a horrendous degree. It will give this poor girls misfortune and suffering real meaning. Just take a look.
Examples of being scrugged!
This poor Asian Erkel just got yoked in the junk. Dude just got totally scrugged!
Kris Humphries had no idea how bad he was going to get scrugged by Kim Kardashian!
Native Americans… scrugged!
This duck is about to scrugg Hugo’s ruffles!
Lauren Scruggs has got a long road ahead of her. Let’s give her tragedy meaning. Give her surname the consequence that it deserves. Let’s remember that laughter is the best medicine of all. Because when it’s all said and done, each and every one of us is just a propeller away from being scrugged!
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