No, not Velvet Jones! She has a jones for velvet - cake! Besides, it already seems she knows, "how to be a ho'!"
Can't you just see it! Lynyrd Skynyrd's -
Sweet Home Alabama playin' in the background. Rebel flag wavin' majestically is the warm southern breeze outside, Pabst Blue Ribbon chilled and at the ready. Cletus ready to watch TMZ 'cause he knows Miley's going to be on. There's his little southern Jezabelle with her mouth gaping for a giant black penis. The needle just got pulled across the record - the beer hits the floor - so does Cletus' jaw.
Celebrating her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth birthday, Miley took the opportunity to mug for the camera, while pretending to lust for a giant black penis, which is actually a velvet cake. Billy Ray's, Achey, Breaky heart just got a little achier.
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