Mark Wahlberg's a Super Douche!

Mark Wahlberg - dudes about as tough as Tapioca pudding. If you haven't heard, Marky Mark proclaimed to Men's Journal Magazine that if he'd been on the 9/11 flights with his two kids, things would've gone down differently. "There would have been blood all over that first class cabin." And that he would've said to passengers, "don't worry we're going to land these planes", or some bullshit like that. Apparently he would've splashed down safely in the Hudson, a la hero, Captain Sullenberger.

 

No word whether, or not The Funky Bunch would've been around to help the 5' 2" tall actor with the 7' tall ego go all, Passenger 57 on the terrorists. Basically he called those who died on the flights, pussies because the terrorists brought the planes down.

But Captain Mental, here with the CM on his chest, after realizing how absurd what he said was, tried to back track on his super hero claims by offering an apology that wasn't really an apology. He basically said, "I'm sorry if what I said was taken in offense, it's not what I intended."
How many fucking times are we going to have to hear celebs, politicians, or anybody in the spotlight, offer up apologies that aren't apologies. "I didn't intend for this post to be read by your kids, Douchey Douche  and if they do read it and are offended by it, I'm truly sorry," Punk. Douchey Douche is married to a fox and if you aren't aware of her, now you are, Rhea Durham.