Klum Divorce is a Seal-ed Deal!

Heidi Klum and Seal are divorcing. Seal is no longer allowed past Heidi's velvet rope.

 

On this past Saturday, TMZ laid it out that Klum would be filing the papers citing "irreconcilable differences". Blah, blah, blah - nah, nah, nah! Living vicariously through famous dudes and their relationships with and sexual conquests of, famous hot chicks is cathartic and fun. Heidi Klum is going to need some validation, and rebound attention, same with Seal. Should be interesting to see who these two end up bouncing into (or off of) in their rebounds. Pictures of Heidi follow.

These two were supposedly fighting a lot, and Seal is real possessive. Who the hell knows what it's all about. Seal is famous for his song, Kiss From A Rose and Crazy. Which is good for Seal, because those scars on his face weren't gonna help him get the top shelf poon without Kiss From a Rose, specifically. Dude parlayed that into a nice career for himself.

Heidi? She'll be just fine. Whether you see Elle MacPherson as "The Body", or Heidi Klum. Heidi has proved through countless photo shoots in bikinis and lingerie, and red carpet appearances, or just getting out of bed in the morning, that she more than deserves the moniker.

Heidi could just as easily have been called, "The Face".