Those of you who actually have lives probably don’t know that Vanessa Lachey replaced Jill Wagner on the ABC show, Wipeout. I know, I know, it’s unbelievable, right?
Jill starred in the long since defunct, Blade tv series on Spike TV. It was a good show, if they hadn’t cast a sawed off, no talent runt to play Blade, Rapper Kirk "Sticky Fingaz" Jones, it might have had a chance to be on for more than five minutes. But that’s neither here, nor there.
Back to Vanessa Lachey. Vanessa isn’t just eye candy, or sock fuck fodder, she’s a serious journalist. Like the time she donned a fat suit for Entertainment Tonight, braving the New York City streets amidst the vitriol of those fattists who jeered and laughed at her gerthy guise. She declared something to the effect, “I experienced first hand the discrimination that overweight people do….” It was laughable. The two girls who were laughing at her, were laughing because the fat suit looked so fucking ridiculous, that they could tell it was a fat suit.
Take a look at the pics of Vanessa and some of Jill, as well. Vanessa Minnillo doing Wipeout trying to best hubby Nick Lachey (formerly Mr. Jessica Simpson) could be a decent watch, because like most attention whores, ‘Nessa will probably be wearing something skimpy and tight. Seeing Vanessa navigate the ridiculous obstacle course in tight clothes that are barely there, is definitely worth watching.
Hopefully ABC grants your wish, Vanessa. Winter Wipeout airs Thursdays at 8 p.m. EST on ABC. I’ll be watching. Wait, did I just admit I have no life?
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