The Doper and The Diva!
Alex Rodriguez is Louisville Slugging Torrie Wilson. A-Roid has an impressive resumé that includes the likes of Kate Hudson, Cameron Diaz and now Torrie Wilson. Got to give A-Roid his props, dudes got some mad skills with the ladies. Must be that huge bulge in his pants. It’s the real bulge that matters to women. Yep, that would be A-Roids bulging wallet. A-Roid is stupid rich in case you didn’t know.
This is like what goes on in Olympic villages every four years, where the elite athletes hook-up with other elite athletes to produce Wünderkind. It’s very, “Boys From Brazil-like”, without all the precursors like pesky death camps, Eugenics and goose stepping. Of course, if A-Roid should put a bun in Torrie’s oven, kid will probably drop out of the womb ripped to shreds, using the umbilical cord, like Special Forces dropping from a chopper. Check out Torrie.
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