Lindsay Lohan's Snortin' Again!

Radaronline.com says that Lindsay Lohan was at Chateau Marmont this past Sunday night, repeatedly visiting the bathroom with a male friend. Sources claim that 'she was slurring her words, giggling and her nose was red. She was definitely on something, she needed help walking,' according to sources.

Of course one of Lindsay's over worked and needless to say, underpaid spokespersons denied the claims, in an effort to put out yet another fire that pyromaniac Lindsay has sparked.
Supposedly Lohan went braless in a black dress with a plunging neckline. And if you're going to totally thumb your nose at the legal system (which explains the red nose) and be a scofflaw, why not do it with your tits hangin' out? Bring a little style to it, a little panache. Because when it all boils down we gotta be who we gotta be. Birds gotta fly, fish gotta swim, Lindsay gotta snort! Some people gotta learn the hard way by landing in jail.